Saturday, January 10, 2009

In My Pants. XD

Laugh Your Ass Off Time. XD

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1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 30 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'.
2. Bold the ones that work the best.
3. Laugh hysterically.
4. Pass it on.

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1. Booty Music "in my pants".
2. Situations "in my pants".
3. We Will Rock You "in my pants".
4. Mad "in my pants".
5. Take Her Back "in my pants".
6. Do That There "in my pants".
7. We Will Be Burning "in my pants".
8. Bitch Please "in my pants".
9. All For Angela "in my pants".
10. Practice Makes Perfect "in my pants".
11. The Potential Break-up Song "in my pants".
12. Say It Like You Mean It "in my pants".
13. Back To What You Know "in my pants".
14. Breakdown "in my pants".
15. It`s Been A Summer "in my pants".
16. You Belong With Me "in my pants". <--- LMAO here! HAHAHA.
17. Dancing In The Future "in my pants".
18. I Don`t Need A Man "in my pants". <--- DUH!?
19. We`ve Had Enough "in my pants". <--- Enough of what? HAHA.
20. So She Dances "in my pants".
21. Follow Me "in my pants".
22. Some Say "in my pants".
23. Clavicle "in my pants".
24. Time To Break Up "in my pants".
25. Candles "in my pants".
26. Radar "in my pants".
27. The Starting Line "in my pants".
28. I Was Right "in my pants".
29. Your`e Not Sorry "in my pants".
30. The Girl`s A Straight Up Hooker "in my pants".

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hell-O 2009!?

HAPPY 2009!

yellow is s'posed to be the year's LUCKY color.
luckily i LOVE yellow. :))

12.31.08

It's the LAST day of 2008.

2008 for me has soooo many ups && downs.
I enjoyed it, srsly... :)

Goodbye 2008
&& thank you for all the sh*t you've

put me through, it'll make me stronger.
Thank you for all the new friends I made && all the old ones that you let me keep.
Thank you 2008.

Oh, and before I forget,
HELL-o 2009!
HELL-o to new conquests && adventures.
HELL-o to more nursing procedures && more comparisons from professors.
HELL-o to the endless homework.
HELL-o to all the ups && downs of the new year.
HELL-o to my upcoming 18th birthday. (MAY12 - I accept cash... *wink*...)
HELL-o to my old buddies, my KIDDS && to new friends!


May we ALL have a pretty awesome 2009!

* according to Chinese horoscope it'll be a so-so year for me with a lot of
"unfavorable" months... oh well, that's life... *

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

10 Most Crippling Phobias

Was thinking of my fear of spiders when I decided to look up the ten most crippling fears/phobias. *credits to: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-most-crippling-phobias.php


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10. Chronophobia

The fear of clocks might easily be overcome; however, the alternate definition of chronophobia is the fear of time. Time surrounds us, it binds us – sorry, Star Wars moment there. If a person were to rid herself of all reminders of time such as clocks that would be one thing. But fear has a way of creeping up on someone. As soon as she thought about the fact that time is slipping away, perhaps their sanity might as well. Photo by Perpetually.

9. Stasibasiphobia

Most people might think that couch potatoes have this fear of standing up and walking. It’s not true; most couch potatoes are just averse to the idea. However, a person with stasibasiphobia could very well never get anything done in life, unless he was confined to a wheelchair. But what happens if that person is afraid of someone else standing up and walking? Does that mean the phobic must live in isolation in a sitting position for the rest of his life? What a drag!

8. Domatophobia

Most Americans want four walls, three meals a day and a bed to sleep on. Unfortunately, most of those things are on this list as crippling phobias including domatophobia, fear of houses or being in a house. The only logical cure to this phobia would be to live in a cave or some other natural enclosure unless the fear doesn’t extend to apartments or condos. Either way, that’s a portion of the American Dream dashed. Photo by elliterate

7. Decidophobia

You just did it! You just made the decision to continue reading this list, which includes the phobia of making decisions, decidophobia. A person who cannot make a decision is likely to be eternally stuck in a rut. Unless something becomes second nature such as everyday routines, a person could be crippled by the simple decision of what to eat for breakfast. Photo by Garretc.

6. Nyctophobia and Photophobia

For these two fears, they are sides of the same coins like a Yin-Yang symbol – literally. Nyctophobia is the fear of night or darkness, while photophobia is the fear of light. Perhaps the only way to handle these fears is sleeping through the night or through the day, then again turning on all your lights might help a phobic handle the fear of darkness, not necessarily the electricity bill. On the flip side, a photophobic would have to live in the dark for the rest of his life – talk about being white as a sheet. Photo by carbonblack

5. Anthropophobia and Lalophobia

Like No. 6 on our list, these fears could potentially isolate the phobic for life. Anthropophobia is a fear of people while lalophobia is the fear of speaking. Maybe the hermit with domatophobia should get together with the anthropophobic. Nope, that wouldn’t work, because the hermit is still a person. And don’t forget that never being able to speak or be around another person certainly wouldn’t do well for social skills. Photo by SaraMcL.

4. Urophobia

From here on out, this list becomes phobias of functions that humans must do to survive. And that means that the phobias, such as urophobia or the fear of urination, would put a cramp on anyone’s life style. A catheter might be a stop gap measure as long as someone else would agree to change the phobic’s bag. Either way, everyone has to release bodily waste and this fear could make bathrooms a very unpleasant experience no matter where the phobic is. Photo by Phil Dokas.

3. Somniphobia and Clinophobia

While you don’t necessarily have to be clinophobic to be somniphobic, it doesn’t really matter once you realize that going to sleep is never an option anymore! A person with somniphobia fears sleep while a person suffering from clinophobia fears beds. I’m sure a clinophobic could just sleep standing up. However, humans need the REM cycles of sleep to help digest their everyday thoughts and activities. Without sleep, a person could, potentially, slowly go insane due to fatigue and too many screws loose in the noggin. We all have nightmares, but can you imagine having a waking nightmare about going to sleep? Photo by rbatina

2. Phagophobia

And the final piece of our American Dream is having three square meals a day. But what if you had phagophobia, the fear of eating? There are people – in hospitals – who live on liquid diets. But to go without food must be torturous on a daily basis, unless of course, you’re a phagophobic. It must be hard for a phobic like this to go out on a date since he would obviously not ask his date out for dinner. And the holidays must also get awful lonely without the company and great food! Photo by Laura Mary.

1. Anemophobia

Catch your breath, especially if you have anemophobia, the fear of air. A person could be scared every moment of her life. Sure eating, sleeping and all the other fears on this list could cripple people on a daily basis, but not potentially for every moment of your waking life. There are a number of methods to counter phobias, all of which seem like they would fail miserably contingent on how paralyzed a phobic is of air. Outside of living in a bubble with a controlled atmosphere, nothing comes to mind to counter such a phobia. Even a little fresh air to help cleanse the mind wouldn’t help in this case.




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So, What are YOU afraid of? :))

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas ~ after all

Dearest Santa,

Hey I know I'm way old to be writing letters to you. I mean most of the people I know think you're overrated && just a made up character to encourage little kidds to behave, at least for the Christmas season. Anyway, I'm writing you not to ask for something. I'm past the materialistic side to Christmas. I'm writing you to thank you for this year's Christmas.

I know I haven't been showing much of the season's spirit. I've just been really bummed && sad most of the time. You know that my daddy has spent only 3 Christmases with us. So we're usually incomplete on Christmas. But then last night's Noche Buena was spent with my cousins && my uncle that came home. I realized that even if daddy wasn't with us, I still was happy && lucky to be with family.

Thank you for making me realize that Santa.


Love,
Kidd at heart.










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Merry Christmas Kiddos.
It's not the tinsel nor the pretty lights.
Not the lechon nor th leche flan.
Not the candy canes nor the mistletoes.
It's about family.

Merry Christmas again && A Prosperous New Year!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Okay.

Things To Do Tomorrow:
1. Get Up.
2. Survive.
3. Go To Sleep.


~ go figure. :"<

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Kapitan Juan.

Kapitan Juan.
Captain John.

My dad is AMAZING.
He actually looked for a way for his international ship to pass by Zamboanga waters. When I heard the news the first thing that came out of my mouth was : OMG! WTH! That it totally COOL!

So, imma be outta here at 3pm to go see him by the shore. :D